杰（马克·里朗斯饰）与克莱尔（凯瑞·福克斯饰）两个人在一起就只有做爱。每个星期三下午，女英克莱尔都会来到杰的公寓里与他做爱。他们俩不用说一个字，女英见了面，脱衣服，开始做，而在公寓门外有辆计程车在等着。做完之后，克莱尔还是不说一句话，穿好衣服，坐了计程车就走了。杰有妻子也有小孩，但是这段激情的性关系让他舍弃家人，搬出去住，即使他完全不知道克莱尔是谁，也不知道她从哪里来。这一天，他们做完爱之后，杰好奇心起，决定要跟踪克莱尔进一步去了解她。他发现，克莱尔是一个剧场的女演员，而她的丈夫就是那个计程车司机。
回复 :邓小龙（许冠英 饰）从小就为人正直、乐于助人，他的志愿就是长大了能当一名除暴安良的好警察。无奈天意弄人，他因身材矮小，而且天生色盲，于是被警局拒之了门外，他只好去保安公司当了一名护卫员。保安主管周世昌（许冠文 饰）是一名老油条，为人尖酸刻薄、贪生怕死。下属阿Sam（许冠杰 饰）一早就看他不顺眼，只是有冤无处申。这次，公司的太子王平凡从国外留学回来，假扮保安混进了公司考察情况。不久阿Sam和小龙就因工作出色而获得提拔，而周世昌却被剥夺了主管之位降职任用，还有几个月就可以退休享受的他会为了退休金忍下这口恶气还是会另有所谋？
回复 :在本续集中，蝎子王将跟随努比亚国王的妹妹塔拉一同前往寻找一个叫灵魂之书的传奇遗物...
回复 :Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/realmofhorror/zombielake.htm
