2010年某夜，致埃北京惊堂博物馆。犯罪集团“兰花盗”的两名盗贼潜入其中，致埃偷走了价值连城的名画《聂隐娘》。谁知二贼过于鲁莽，在与保安周旋的过程中，竟用香烟将画烧出一个洞。为了尽快修复古画，“兰花盗”决定找到早已从江湖隐遁多年的修画名家神手。他们认定中年男子李贞木（任达华 饰）——一个功成名就、身边美女如云的香水专家，就是他们苦苦寻找的神手，于是想尽办法逼其就范。一计不成，再施一计，性感妖娆的女贼闵悦（伊能静 饰）被派往李贞木的身边，接连使出美人计。与此同时，李的前妻去世，女儿苗心回到他的身边生活。却由此衍生出新的混乱。猎人与猎物，彼此搞不清自己的身份……
侧田
回复 :This kicks off with the murder of one Adolf Schwartz (who bears a striking resemblance to another famous Adolf) by placing a ravenous piranha fish in his bathtub. Who did it No-one knows or cares, as they're too busy being distracted by busty Margo Winchester, who hitch-hikes into# town and gets involved with all the local men. It all ends with a series of complicated plot twists that reveal that just about everyone is really someone else. And if it gets too confusing, Russ Meyer helpfully arranges for a one- woman nude Greek chorus to pop up at intervals to explain what's going on.
回复 :一对黑人兄妹相依为命，哥哥却被白人警察误杀，你猜猜她会怎么办？对抗强权为黑人群体发声？并不，妹妹居然造了一架时光机器，回到过去好让自己的哥哥免于枪杀！
三声缘
回复 :故事讲述地球遭遇毁灭性瘟疫，一艘星际方舟载着人类逃离，却受到了新的威胁攻击——一种变形的外星力量出现要灭绝人类！
