罗曼（丹尼·伯恩 Dany Boon 饰）是一位医疗咨询师，春暖年过四十的他没有家庭亦没有爱人，春暖甚至连和女性接触的经验也寥寥无几，只因为他患有洁癖和恐女症。迪米特（凯德·麦拉德 Kad Merad 饰）是罗曼唯一的朋友，同时亦是一名心理医生，他将好友的“病情”看在眼里，急在心上。为了能让罗曼过上正常的生活，迪米特替罗曼设计了一整套的“治疗方案”，然而，这一连串的改造计划非但没能让罗曼“重回正轨”，反而引起了一大堆的笑话和麻烦。某日，一位名叫安娜（爱丽丝·波尔 Alice Pol 饰）的美丽姑娘出现在了罗曼的身边，这或许是罗曼摆脱单身的唯一一次机会了，那么，我们的罗曼能否将它紧紧抓牢呢？
回复 :女学生瓦伦丁（伊莲娜·雅各布 Irène Jacob饰）是个兼职模特，男朋友远在英国。尽管她非常珍惜这段感情，却无法阻止男友对自己的猜忌。退休法官（简-路易斯·特林提格南特 Jean-Louis Trintignant饰）年轻时经历过铭心刻骨的情伤，爱人的背叛让他不再相信这个世界。唯一的乐趣，就是窃听邻居的电话，看人与人之间是如何充满欺骗。认识瓦伦丁之后，他冰封多年的情感开始融化。法律系学生奥古斯特（简·皮埃尔·洛里 Jean-Pierre Lorit饰）前程锦绣，却不得不面对恋人感情的出轨。他决定前往英国一段时间，以摆脱痛苦的心情，在客轮上遇到了同往英国寻找男友的瓦伦丁。轮船遇到强对流天气，暴风雨过后电视新闻上播放着轮船遇险的消息。一百多人罹难的同时，瓦伦丁和奥古斯丁双双幸存，他们觉得对方似曾相识……
回复 :Ivy and Bean are ecstatic to sign up for ballet class until they realize there will be no sword fighting, kicking or “dancing to the death” allowed in class. When Bean’s parents won’t let her quit, Ivy agrees to stick it out with Bean through the big dance festival performance.
回复 :In San Francisco, the sportsman Kay Hoog tells to the members of a club that he has found a message in a bottle with a map from a Harvard's missing professor telling about a treasure of an Inca lost civilization still alive. He decides to go to Peru to seek the gold. However, members of the secret criminal organization "The Spiders" leaded by Lio Sha break in Kay's mansion during the night and steal the map. Kay Hoog travels to Peru, where he retrieves his map and a document about the Diamond Ship from The Spiders. Later he saves the Priestess of the Sun Naela and brings her to San Francisco. However, The Spiders kill Naela and Kay Hoog promises revenge for the death of his love
