居住在洛杉矶的斯坦·明顿（罗伯·施奈德 Rob Schneider 饰）是一名巧舌如簧、春暖事业有成的房地产商人。他张狂无度，春暖满嘴大话，最终不可避免地卷入一场诈骗案，面临着为期3年的牢狱之灾，而他所去的正是一所臭名昭著、以暴力著称的监狱。不过在此之前，斯坦还有6个月的自由时间。本来心情无比烦躁，还和女友敏迪（珍妮弗·莫瑞森 Jennifer Morrison 饰）闹出不快。为了防止在狱中被人强暴，斯坦开始拜师访友，修炼武功，期间更得到一名神秘武师（大卫·卡拉丁 David Carradine 饰）的指导。六个月时间转瞬即逝，斯坦终于迎来服刑的重要时刻。他将成为人人得而上之的公共汽车？还是打遍监狱无敌手的风云人物？答案即将揭晓……
李静美
回复 :1760年的利物浦码头，科林斯夫妇正带着年幼的巴纳巴斯登上开往新大陆的船，前去扩张科林斯家族帝国。16年后，巴纳巴斯（约翰尼·德普 Johnny Depp 饰）长大成人，继承了家族产业，坐拥科林伍德庄园。女巫安琪莉可（伊娃·格林 Eva Green 饰）投怀送抱，而巴纳巴斯却心系善良姑娘乔赛特（贝拉·希思科特 Bella Heathcote 饰），无情地拒绝了女巫。女巫恼羞成怒，对两人施行毒咒，乔赛特香消玉损，而巴纳巴斯则变成了一只永远的吸血鬼被封在棺中。两个世纪后，一个施工队无意间挖开了棺木，巴纳巴斯回到庄园准备东山再起时，却发现曾经属于自己的科林斯港已经变成了女巫的天使海湾，良民们被她统治长达200年之久，地位难以撼动。身为吸血鬼的巴纳巴斯能否夺回家族产业，击碎女巫的谎言呢？与此同时，一位长相酷似昔日爱人乔赛特的年轻女孩也鬼使神差地来到了科林斯港……本片改编自20世纪60年代于ABC电视台播出的一档肥皂剧，讲述了吸血鬼巴纳巴斯·科林斯与狼人、女巫、僵尸等非人类生物在各个时空间的冒险经历。
回复 :政府对抗一场犯罪风波，将疑犯逮捕并关进监狱，将一个免下车的餐馆作为一个集中营，他们只能住在车里，看电视里播放的低成本电影。
陈建骐
回复 :Eric Braeden stars as Dr. Charles Forbin, who has created a supercomputer named Colossus, built solely for the purpose of controlling the nuclear defenses of the Western alliance. It isn't too long after, however, that the Russians announce that they too have built a similar computer for those same purposes on their side--Guardian. And when the two machines begin sharing information at a speed nobody can believe, an attempt is made to disable them.This unfortunately just raises the machines' ire; and in retaliation, they launch their weapons at each other's home nations. The result is a chilling scenario that is potentially becoming all too real these days.COLOSSUS: THE FORBIN PROJECT was not a big hit at the box office for various reasons. One is that its cast wasn't exactly well known. Another reason is that its ending isn't exactly a happy one. Still a third reason is that Universal had trouble trying to promote it in the wake of the huge success of Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY. The latter reason is obvious: Colossus and Guardian, like HAL in the Kubrick movie, become central characters here. The difference here is that while HAL malfunctions due to a programming conflict, Colossus and Guardian remain all too stable, convinced beyond a doubt that they know how to protect Mankind better than Man himself. As the computers point out: "One inevitable rule is that Mankind is his own worst enemy."Joseph Sargent's direction is efficient, and the special effects work of Albert Whitlock still manages to work despite its obvious age. An overlooked gem in the sci-fi genre, this should be given a revival.
